Harlyn

Harlyn is the coolest man any lady can meet, he often cares about his hair and looking good and always picking up them chicks. He tends to have a good sense of humor and amazing trick, but you don’t want to get on Harlyns dark side when he tends to get outa control.

Harlyn raged at a game of Fortnite getting 2nd place

Harlyn by Short sharks April 18, 2019

hairy milk dud 

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

hairy milk dud by Blake November 11, 2002

Hairry Nipples 

To have hair on your nipples

there is hair around the nipple and you need to shave it

Hairry Nipples by Jesus November 2, 2004

harrymort 

1)The uncanonical slash pairing of Harry Potter and Voldemort AKA Tom Riddle from the Harry Potter series . It makes Drarry look perfectly sane.

2) Batshit crazy.

1) Guy:Did you hear Emily is a Harrymort shipper ?
Guy 2 : Guess it's off to the looney bin again.

2) Ever since his iPhone got stolen, Jim has gone completely Harrymort.

harrymort by antiyaoi December 15, 2011

Jeff Hardy 

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

Jeff Hardy by dave April 2, 2005

hairy donut 

excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter

I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut

hairy donut by Phil McKeister December 28, 2003

hairy goblet 

A vagina that grows hair on the inside....(digusting)

...but i like it.

I took a muff dive for a vertical bacon sandwich, but ran into a hairy goblet on the way!!

hairy goblet by george griblles July 2, 2006