Gay pains or gay aches is when you get an aching feeling on your sides or pelvic region, often accompanied by thoughts of some dude you can't stop thinking about.
Oh the mis'ry, I has't been stricken with the gay pains! What s'rt of mad god wouldst alloweth such a tragedy to befall me?
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What your pilaties teacher can clearly spell better than you, but you are prolonging the pain and deferring your embarrassment.
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Get the Deferred Pain mug.When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.
Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
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‘hey, you wanna partake in sharing painkillers together?’
‘it would be an honor, i feel accepted and loved by you to be considered in such plans!’
‘it would be an honor, i feel accepted and loved by you to be considered in such plans!’
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