weed savant

Someone who knows everything about weed and talks about it non-stop while smoking it.

Ed: "James has been smokin' dope for so long that he knows everything about it, and it's all he ever talks about."

Eddie: "Yeah, he's weed savant."

by James' sister January 9, 2009

weed-junkie

A person that fiends or has a certain desire for the illegal substance call marijuana , kind of like an addict .

Christopher is really a weed-junkie becsuse he sits around the house all day smoking pot .

by Intelligence00 January 2, 2015

Mall Weed

Weed that is of a low quality and is sold at malls by douche bags who hang around malls.

All I could find was some shitty mall weed.

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

Communist Weed

Any given quantity of Marijuana that is bought and distributed (smoked) evenly by a group of friends.

Yo, you wana smoke this all now?

Yeah, It'll be communist weed..... Holy shit i should put that in urban dictionary!!!

by BearJew420 August 25, 2010

weed baseball

When a group of people stand in a circle then the first person takes a hit then passes the joint with out exhaling the smoke until it goes around the circle and the joint comes back to him/her, every person in the circle does the same as they pass it around, when the joint goes all the way around the circle it equals 1 run. Needs to be 3 or more people in the rotation

Person #1: there are too many people smoking to get high
Person #2: let's get in a circle and play weed baseball with the joint and see how many runs we get
Person #1: yea lets do it

by Backwoods ant June 26, 2017

weed brownies

Contrary to popular belief, you cannot just throw in the marijuana. You are wasting THC that way. The correct way is you boil water, butter, and marijuana for a few hours, then let the butter separate from the water. Then you use that special butter to make your brownies. There are recipes on the web.

Eating weed brownies sometimes results in couchlock.

by CAPokerPlayer October 2, 2005

mexican dirt weed

Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.

You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!

by miguel benally October 28, 2007