Wake N Mate

The act of using morning wood to pound the chick in bed next to you. This chick is typically a wife or girlfriend because if it was a one-night-stand, the chick would be gone already.
One jolly-hard fellow wakes up in the morning and sees his hot-ass women still sleeping. He wakes her up with a few kisses down her neck and whispers: "Hey babe, Let's Wake N Mate."
by Mikey Bartlett October 16, 2010
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Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.
Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?
by Nikuzan August 28, 2017
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wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.
by Versatile337 January 11, 2009
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wake and take and bake

Yo we got that final exam tomorrow. Wanna wake and take and bake?
by Poppa Raj December 11, 2007
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wake n wiggle

v. to wake and partake in morning sex
co-worker asks why are you so happy this morning? you smile and say wake n wiggle day
by gravity0 April 23, 2007
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Wake-and-Bake Oven

The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.
Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.
by Trebreh Nad October 15, 2008
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wake up to yourself

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.
Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.
by G Morwong March 28, 2018
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