Refrenced to the "Knock Knock" jokes, When someone has there system up and its "knockin" on there trunk, thats when there trunk is tellin jokes.
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Sam: Who are you talking about?
Nick: Matilda, she prefers to be called Tillie.
Sam: Who are you talking about?
Nick: Matilda, she prefers to be called Tillie.
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by Fat Shit In Da House !!!! March 30, 2005
Get the talliwag mug.Similar to YOLO, "3 ways till Sunday" is a bastardization of "6 ways from Sunday" meaning that there are only 3 ways to make it through the weekend: with regret, dead, or without regret.
person 1: Well damn that's a long way down
person 2: DO A BACKFLIP
person 1: Well shit there's only 3 ways till sunday
person 2: DO A BACKFLIP
person 1: Well shit there's only 3 ways till sunday
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For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?
Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.
Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?
Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.
Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
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What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.
Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw
I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw
I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy
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