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tiesto

Tisto is the world's best electronic dance dj. He is also believe to be the second coming of Christ or what the Jewish community would call "Messiah."
At the Tiesto concert last night this chick gave me oral sex on the dance floor! Tiesto is God!
by AZN_Slayer November 12, 2007
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these mother fucking snakes

'this is pissing me the fuck off'
-can be followed by
'on this mother fucking plane'
-contrary to the term 'snakes on a plane', which means something you can't do anything about,
'these mother fucking snakes' is said under the breath, angrily, to yourself.
- a reference to the SLJ movie snakes on a plane
Guy 1: Dude, i heard your dog died.
Guy 2: (To self, angrily) ...these mother fucking snakes....
or
Guy 1: OMFG LOL U STEPPED IN SHIT! PWND
Guy 2: these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
by joeduncannnnnnn March 20, 2008
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Kids these days

A phrase defining the kids nowadays. It's a way far from youths before. So it's preferring the teenagers today thats acting bustard and douchebags.
Guy1: Dude, look at them! They're so wtf! They're screaming like a flip.
Guy2: Yea dude. I know. Well, kids these days.
by Freakingsandee November 13, 2010
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tinsel teeth

What's the matter tinsel teeth, does the cat have your tounge?
by Light Joker January 31, 2005
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tinselling

Seeing stars.

To have slight vision problems after falling down or having been hit in the head. Represented in cartoons as stars or songbirds circling the victim's head.

From tinsel, the chinsy gold and silver strings used to decorate during the holidays—The sensation is rather like having threads of tinsel waved just outside your field of vision.
Max: Whoa, you wiped out on that jump. You okay?
PJ: *faintly* Yeah, gimme a sec. I'm tinselling right now...
by Lady Chevalier August 26, 2005
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Tietenide

Tiet-en-ide (`teet/en/i'd)Noun, The real fucked up guy that shows up from no place wearing funny loafers and a sweater with leather patches on the elbows and a crest on the pocket.
He never knows anybody except another shoes and sweater Tietenide and nobody except another sweater and shoes Tietenide knows who the fuck he is. They are spotted mostly in high school parking lots hanging around a 1979 M.G. convertible saying strange shit and looking in brief cases. It's thought by some that they are members of the ancient order of the Thietenloied(definition pending)
Hey, Ted, your the president of the student body, what's the fluff with those couple of Tietenide over by that M.G. rag top?
Don't i wish i knew Dale, they're both seniors but i cannot find jackshit about anything on them. I went to the business office, thought i might shake something lose on them but i think Mr. Cherry might be one. He's wearing the shoes and sweater, fucking worse than window shopping, Tietenide pricks.
by Isack Sack May 9, 2008
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These fools

What you say when you're the impostor and get blamed for venting but didn't actually vent but can't say anything against it or else you'll be voted out.
Red is sus I saw them vent
you: THESE FOOLS I NEVER VENTED
by tsu7448 January 7, 2021
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