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The Swedish Squat

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.
Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.
by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021
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Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017
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Squat Lobster

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.
Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.
by tensuke February 23, 2013
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Pappa Squat

Colby: Dude that party was Awesome!

Jeff: Yeah but I'm gonna get outta here before the cops show up, Pappa Squat.

Colby: Aiight Peace.
by Jordash #17 August 19, 2008
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Gook squat

When a gook, referring to any asian person, is squatting down, like a catcher in baseball, whenever they need to kill time, reach for something on the bottom shelf, or talk to their gook children.
Fernando: Hey, Alex, check it out, that asian is squatting down all awkwardly. WTF!?
Alex: O dude, she's doin the gook squat. They all do it.
by Alex42 December 7, 2010
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squat

One of the three Powerlifts. A exercise where you put a barbell on your back loaded with X amount of weight and make a decent until the top part of your hip joint goes just below the top part of your knee, then with an explosive force, you stand back up with the weight.
Yesterday at my Powerlifting contest, I did a 650 pound squat.
by Jessxcr September 22, 2008
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Squalo

A highly aggressive fish like mammal that spends its time flinging around an enlarged version of one of its teeth and playing Follow The Leader. Uses harsh words to communicate with others.
Catch phrase: VOOOOOIII
Squalo: VOOOOIII! YOU FUCKING BRAT! GET OUT OF MY FACE!
by ManRay January 8, 2009
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