A highly aggressive fish like mammal that spends its time flinging around an enlarged version of one of its teeth and playing Follow The Leader. Uses harsh words to communicate with others.
Catch phrase: VOOOOOIII
The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairsbathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.