Spooge

A mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup similar to Russian dressing.

Can I dip my fries in your spooge Adam?

by latenightspinning July 6, 2020

spoole

anything the hell you want it to mean, except: "a self inflicted case of wet pants"

a. "I need to go to the store to pick up some spoole."
b. "Oh man, i spooled 'somom last night."
c. "Oh spoole"

by L33T_M@JIXX September 29, 2003

spooge

As of 2008, has come to mean "something that needs to be cleaned up."

On an episode of "This Old House" one of the guys referred to "spooge on the tops of the cabinets" in a house they were working on.

by wfox11 April 20, 2008

spooge

A white sticky substance, or Spoogie (the name i gave to a guy at my work

That jar of mayo looks like a big jar-o-spooge

by Dr.Juicy April 17, 2006

spoogetastic

Spoogetastic means that if you Spooge (Blow the Sea serpent) and its a Fantastic Spooge.. You will tell your friends and familty you just Have a Spoogetastic time!

-Hey mum.. I just had a Spoogetastic time!
-Hey guy's i reckon i would have the most spoogetastic time with your Sisters
-Sir Spoogealot and a spoogetastic time

by Talon Farrell October 17, 2007

Spoodle

To ejaculate, all over the place.
Like what happens in the bathroom after a lot of Mexican food.

My roommate spoodled on his bed sheets, nasty.

by Creet Fappin' February 12, 2015

Special Delivery Spooger

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!

by ittybittytatasd June 18, 2011