spoogie

Your friend with special benefits.

I'm goin to my spoogie house cause her hubby is gone.

by Bleze June 26, 2003

spoogie

Projectile semen explosion.

I look at her/him/it and I blew spoogie.

by raj bhandari July 25, 2004

Spoogie

(pn) A person, possibly bald-headed, whose nonsensical and pompous additions to conversation elicits images of ejaculate spewing from the top of their bulbous cranium.

Jack: What was Jeff going on about? Criticizing how you manage your people?

Mike: What does Spoogie ever talk about? I stop listening the minute he starts talking.

by Jackotrades August 21, 2009

Spoogie

Noun 1. spoogie - the male reproductive cell; the male gamete; "a spoog is mostly a nucleus surrounded by little other cellular material"
spoog cell, spoomatozoan, spoomatozoon
flagellum - a lash-like appendage used for locomotion (e.g., in spoog cells and some bacteria and protozoa)
come, cum, ejaculate, semen, seminal fluid, seed - the thick white fluid containing spoomatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract
gamete - a mature sexual reproductive cell having a single set of unpaired chromosomes
acrosome - a process at the anterior end of a spoog cell that produces enzymes to facilitate penetration of the egg
male reproductive system - the reproductive system of males

Who likes the taste of spoogie?

Get ready 3 2 1 SPOOGIE!!!

Awwww you got spoogie in my eye

by durrtydurrtytx August 26, 2013

Spoogie

what poop and turd do on hump days.

1)I cant wait to have poopspoogie with turd

2) Spoogie with poop is awesome

by Turder Sauce October 5, 2004

Spoogie

A blonde boy with four older siblings, who is a dork

You are such a spoogie

by Unknown4856 March 31, 2024

spoogie cookie

When a group of guys masterbate, aiming for a cookie. The guy who misses by the greatest distance must eat it (popularized by Jon Rompf, cookie lover). See spoogie.

Let's play a round of spoogie cookie. Jon's hungry.

by kelly crawford July 14, 2004