Splurk

To ejaculate (following jerking your gurk).

I want you to splurk in my mouth.

by FalskSvensk October 15, 2017

Splurge

Splurge is when you pit something into liquid and scrub.

I splurged my sponge inot the dirty pan of water .

by Bob222000 February 12, 2018

Spurnkle

It’s either a ring, a hot dog, a dance group or an umpaloompa.

Jason: “I got you a spurnkle”
Britney “It’s only 6 carrots take it back”

Or

Wanda: “do you wanna come see my spurnkle preform tonight?”
Joey: “yeah then maybe afterwards I’ll show you my 6 inch spurnkle”

Or

“There’s a lot of spurnkles in Willy wonka”

by willowtreesandfire June 14, 2018

splunge

when you jizz a boat load

person 1: "dude my girl gave me head last night and i splunged in her mouth"
person 2: "the fuck is a splunge"

by inchyuwu September 17, 2018

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

Splurge

Splurge is a mythical creature whom rips the fattest of all bongs and has the lady’s in awe. Here is a short lists on ways to discribe this person:
Ross Day
Slightly temperamental
drug fulled
chooch lord

Man there goes Splurge hitting the hooch!

by BigAssBEANS November 13, 2018

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019