A cocktail of drugs done in a specific order. Take a dab, do a shot of Jack Daniels, take a bump of ketamine and then receive a slap in the face from your best friend.
Dillon keeps yelling about how fucking splurnt he is.

Yeah he’s been doing splurnt cocktails all night.
by Splurnt astronaut February 2, 2020
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