Spurnkle 

It’s either a ring, a hot dog, a dance group or an umpaloompa.

Jason: “I got you a spurnkle”
Britney “It’s only 6 carrots take it back”

Or

Wanda: “do you wanna come see my spurnkle preform tonight?”
Joey: “yeah then maybe afterwards I’ll show you my 6 inch spurnkle”

Or

“There’s a lot of spurnkles in Willy wonka”

Spurnkle by willowtreesandfire June 14, 2018

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

spunkled 

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

spunkled by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

spunkle 

Name given to that extra special uncle, the type of uncle who likes helping out at bath time.

Gary glitter is my spunkle. I didn't want to be in his gang, i just didn't have a choice.

spunkle by Mr Peeeeee March 9, 2010

spunkle ship 

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

spunkle ship by Dimox January 25, 2018

spunkle 

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.

Yeah bro I spunkled all over that girl.

spunkle by te125 November 9, 2010

Spunkleminge 

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.

Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving

Spunkleminge by Briskr August 29, 2009