It’s either a ring, a hot dog, a dance group or an umpaloompa.
Jason: “I got you a spurnkle
Britney “It’s only 6 carrots take it back

Or

Wanda: “do you wanna come see my spurnkle preform tonight?”
Joey: “yeah then maybe afterwards I’ll show you my 6 inch spurnkle”

Or

“There’s a lot of spurnkles in Willy wonka
by willowtreesandfire June 10, 2018
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