No, seriously

When someone doesn't believe how serious you are.

Hym "No, seriously. You have to at least acknowledge (internally at least) that the the situation is extreme. From Gangstalking, to almost jail, to retard sex cult, to publicly robbed by a millionaire², to gaslit by a psychologist. It never ends. It never ends! I'm going to got hunting and the deer is going to hunt me! The next time I go to eat my food is going to eat me. And to have you all sit there and wonder why anyone would behave immorally. 'No. You should have to do all that AND behave morally' as you snicker to yourself before you revel in the irony of the situation and your contempt of me. Revel in my sweet, silent suffering in your hellraiser suffering cult because that's what feeds your reality monster. Suffering is sacrosanct, after all. And now I hang. My grip loosening on the edge of the bottom rung. The people above me, on the edge? Staring down blankly and pissing."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2022

severitus

A challenge made by the fanfiction author Severitus. It is mainly about Snape being Harry's father. However unlike Sevitus, in Severitus Remus Lupin must have returned to Hogwarts for a reason, Harry must undergo some physical change on his birthday and of course, the fanfic must be Harry and Snape-centric.

The author Severitus really loves the idea of Snape being Harry's father, doesn't he?

by Inoue Ayumi December 8, 2009

serious fellatio

oral stimulation of the meat, done at a rapid pace, and done like no other.

yo that nug gave some serious fellatio

by D Carns November 17, 2003

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL February 20, 2011

Severus Snape

Former Potions Master at Hogwarts but given the Defense Against The Dark Arts job in Book 6. Kills Dumbledore in Book 6 and returns to the Dark Lord.

Dumbledore: Severus.. please.
Snape: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Snape: Run Draco!

by Davado August 31, 2005

Seriously.

1- to mean something with intent

2- Homestarrunners' SAying, also on bumber sticker, i really reccomend you check out the Strongbad Sings though (now has a great discount price!)

1- ''put it back, stoopid kris!''

2- Seriously, guys.

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

serious

Used to differentiate between the two most common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.

n. a bowel movement

v. to defecate

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill: Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!

-or-

Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!

-or

Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.

by ctrlU January 26, 2010