schwindizault

Term that describe the facial features of an individual.

Look at her Schwindizault

by TheMajestt October 22, 2022

Schwindt

Worlds slowest moving martial artist

Schwindt was knocked out by 95 year old lady judo player

by Scheissemeister January 21, 2023

Schwing

The feeling after an extremely successful session, such as a workout. Schwing comes only once in a while, it’s rare, and elusive.

“Oh my god, it was such an amazing workout, I had the schwing”

“Danny, you ran for two minutes, what schwing?”

by Yanalt February 24, 2024

Schwindogram

A word that when spelled out rapidly, phonetically resembles the sound of speaking the word itself.

Did you know Oreo is a schwindogram? When you spell it out loud quickly it sounds like you’re saying the word Oreo.

by Grahamar Lover April 26, 2025

Rusty Schwinn

Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.

We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.

by Dr. Ziploc August 1, 2010

Siamese Schwinn

A tandem bicycle

Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn

Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(

by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015

Piezhware Schwingwole

The act of committing an act/or acts of violence against an entity of typically governmental authority. Particularly if the individual who is committing the act is in a position of authority themselves or is French.

The French Mafia committed Piezhware Schwingwole while at war with Germany.

The French and Indian war was a very Piezhware Schwingwolian time in warfare.

by Donald Klutz January 27, 2025