Sausage Jelly

Noun
1. Semen / sperm / cum / manjam / spunk.
2. A male reproductive cells; multiple spermatozoon.

I sprayed my sausage jelly right down that ho's throat!

by xul8tr April 9, 2007

sausage drop

To whip a girl in the face with your cock

that bitch wouldn't suck my dick so I sausage dropped her

by Kum and Go February 25, 2003

Sausage Sniper Rifle

When a male avoids sexual activity for a considerable amount of time and saves up a massive load so he can proceed to fuck a woman in the ass hole then shortly before he is about to cum pull out, back up fifty feet and shoot skeet so far it is a head shot like a sniper rifle.

Bro I saved up this nut for like 3 months and gave this bitch the sausage sniper rifle right in the eye.

I saved up a load for a year and gave my wife the sausage sniper rifle but didn't back up far enough and left a welt on her face.

by JOEBOSSHOSS59 March 4, 2010

Sausage fest balance theorem

A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.

By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.

by yungflame November 28, 2010

sausage fingers

When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.

"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!

by bigelo May 10, 2005

Sausage Seeker

Someone (gay male or straight female) who’s primary objective is to locate a male mate with the aspirations of participating in sexual activities.

That bald guy I met in Wisconisin is a complete sausage seeker. He is always trying to get cock in and around his mouth.

by Blackhills October 8, 2009

Sausage Royale

A party/gathering where the male to female ratio is 22:1, in favor of the men. There is usually a lot of sausage served as well.

Dude 1: "Yo i invited mad dudes to this party"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"

by trILLuminati December 21, 2013