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Mug root beer

Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.

However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.

However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.

But here is a new solution,

Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?
MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.
by HellInferno March 4, 2022
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Westfield Root

When one is in a slightly awkward social situation and decides to "break the ice" by asking for a Westfield Root. This is typically positioned strategically in the disabled bathrooms, in the vicinity of the food court at the respective Westfield shopping centre.
Man #1: Ay bae doks, wanna go for a quick Westfield Root?
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm
by Makoshark2323 June 5, 2015
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The Root

The root also known as the Boule, is a anti black news organization disguised as black media. The root is responsible for publishing a bunch of racist anti black articles like

"Nipsey Hussle, and Toxic Black Masculinity" "we need to talk about straight black men" "why black women shouldn't date black men" and so much more! The root has a weird hatred against black men for some reason. The root also loves pushing the lgbt agenda on the black community.
Person 1: "Did you read that terrible article on the Root?"

Person 2: "Yep, never read anything on theroot.com"
by Lil Gucci Bag June 14, 2019
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Blood root mother

omfg, best effing band in the tri-galaxy area.
i would chili dog myself to listen to Blood root mother.
by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005
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wanna root

Kiwi mating call, often found on NZDating.com and commonly used by beer-bellied, shaven headed gits, wearing black jeans and Marilyn Manson t-shirts to fat unattractive women that couldn't possibly score anyone sober/normal.
Bloke: "Wanna root?"
Desperate Fat Chick: "Yeah, go on then."
Bloke: "OK. Let me finish this bottle of Woodstock first."

*frantic copulating session ensues*
by Rollergirl October 29, 2005
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Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.
I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.
by tincan77 October 25, 2011
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The Root of All Evil

Poor man- hey can i have some money
Middle class man- no dude, it’s the root of all evil
by Queensslaphoes November 2, 2017
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