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stuporvised release

1. Da freeing of a still-dangerous inmate due to da warden's or parole-board's not being conscious at da time.
2. Da "conditional" freeing of a "problematic" inmate whose behavior --- or rather, MISbehavior --- while in prison indicates dat he cannot be reformed, and thus da only way dat he can be allowed to be out in public again would be if he was kept in a constant comatose state so dat he could not do anything hurtful to himself or others.
Dunno which would be more costly for da taxpayers --- keeping someone dangerous in jail, or purchasing da huge quantities of sedatives necessary for a stuporvised release.
by QuacksO December 27, 2019
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perfect release

A term for when someone who is playing 2k perfectly times their shot to where the shot meter turns green and there is an 100% chance the ball goes in.
That was a perfect release from the 3 point line!
by pabs August 5, 2019
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Catch-and-Release

When you catch the semen under the table from the person sitting across the desk from you and release it into the toilet bowl.
Hey Jimbo, could you open your hands real quick? I've got a quick catch-and-release here for you comin in hot!
by cajunesports October 3, 2019
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release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.
I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.
by E money D December 21, 2017
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Catch and Release

When a girl clenches her legs around a guy during sex (the catch) and forces him to cum inside her (release)
Dad was I a mistake?
No you were a catch and release
Babies are you made when you're fishing?
Sure son, sure

Yeah I catch and released his ass last night
by KRC001 February 1, 2020
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Binge release

A formal liberation of those in your binge pod freeing them to watch additional episodes without repercussions.
My friend Naira Cain-N’Degeocell got pissed at me for watching the next episode of Queer Eye without a binge release.
by Bumblebee250 November 25, 2020
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Rip and Release

When a young stoner catches a fish bare handed to allow his other stoner friend to blow a bong rip into the fishes face. The fish is then released.

Rip and Release is a common stoner past time in Anchorage, Alaska. Typically a king salmon is yanked out of the water and then blow cannabis smoke, then thrown back into the water.
Hey Kyle, want to hit up the Kenai for some rip and release?
by Pete the wizard October 3, 2020
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