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Trombone Player

One of the most perverted verieties of band geek. They tend to be somewhat talented though. Band would be hard without them. The music they produce is beautiful.
Nick.
Nick is a trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his trombone durring marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.
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player

a selfish bastard who only goes out with a bunch of girls for sex and uses them
My boyfriend max Quinn is a player but is still super hot
by Pegusus May 13, 2005
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Hockey players

Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.
by Ebor13 May 9, 2010
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girl player

a bitch who decides to play with a guy's feelings
guy: "She hasn't texted me back all weekend, I don't know whats up, I thought we had something!"

dude: "Shoulda gotten some while you could've, she's a girl player."

guy: "Back to porn.com I guess.."
by sheplayedme January 11, 2012
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player

A male who is so skilled at manipulating women that he can "play" all of them at once by having strictly sexual relationships with all of them at once because they are so taken by him. A real player has many girls that he can call at anytime and have sexual intercourse with or accompany him to wherever he wishes. A real player's many women also are aware of the other women but are so into him that they do not care and/or it makes them want him more, to be the only one for him.
damn, that guy just stole the other guys girlfreind and now she's walkin off with him and leaving the boyfreind in the dust!! and that was only after he talked to her for five minutes while the boyfreind went to get drinks!! that guy is forshiiiiiiiiizzzzzle a player.
by george tedbetter September 23, 2006
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player's punch

a drink, which is similar to a screwdriver, only vodka, orange juice topped off with cranberry juice, usually reserved for the true players in the club
last night Jeff and Jim bought Danielle her first player's punch. In the club, and let me say she was very greatful
by Jeff Dailey December 30, 2008
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Player

Gerneral term for any guy that thinks he's the shit, but really isn't. Will typically date sweet, beautiful, nice girls, then break up with them in dumb ways for dumb reasons. A player will ususally do such things as using crummy lines to try and get in a girls pants, tell a girl he's in love with her only two weeks after they started dating. Also may ask questions such as "How do you feel about making out" two minutes before breaking up with a girl via text message. After breaking up with the said ah-mazing girl, he will proceed to strut around the school like some kind of "womenizer" completely unaware of the fact that, in reality, everyone hates them.


In the end, the player must be played. Please see, "Dupe"
Ahmazing girl number one: Omgg, I just got played by this total player, but no worries, he'll get his.
Ahmazing girl number two: How? What are you gonna do?
Ahmazing girl number one: I'm planning a major dupe. It's time to play the player.
by Kristal Conrad #2 March 31, 2009
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