penis 

Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis.

Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.

A)He has 2 penises.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".

I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.

The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.

penis by hanes May 22, 2005

penis 

Something that has many names used to seduce your woman. Examples include: throbbing pole, love meat, and Weapon of Mass Insertion. Go for it bro.

"Yo baby George Bush wants to bomb me cause I possess a Weapon of Mass Insertion. Suck it."

penis by t.ho June 27, 2003

PENIS 

Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.

a mushroom'
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases

PENIS by jd February 19, 2005

Penis 

The ultimate in entertainment

Penis by Anonymous July 15, 2003

penis 

A gross misspelling of the plural for "penny."

That poor man, he only has five penis to his name.

penis by £ August 21, 2008

Penis 

long pole women all want to get their mouths on and they also enjoy making liquid come out of it.

Kelly sucked on Daniel's penis for three hours last night it tasted so good. It mussaged her throat. Mmm

Penis by sex wizards101 May 13, 2003

Penis 

the male reproductive organ. used for pleasure and/or the conception of a child.

all guys name their penis

Penis by Midnight Equinox August 17, 2010