Definitions by hanes

summer 

The most awesome season ever! School's out and sweet vacations are in order! Everything rocks!...at least until a damned tornado hits.

You know, summer was going all well until our car was swooped up by a tornado.

summer by hanes July 18, 2008

yo mama

The butt of all lame jokes.

Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...

yo mama by hanes August 11, 2005

:D\-< 

A happy face character standing sideways waving. Used sometimes in online chat a signal of retardation or random blabbering.

MechZero:hey
person1:hi :O
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person3:Fuck you.
person2: :(|-<

:D\-< by hanes July 12, 2005

doom 4 

Doom 4 is a follow up to the hit game Doom 3. It will be even darker than doom 3.

guy playing doom 4: Hmm. There must be something wrong with my video card because I cant see anything.

doom 4 by hanes July 12, 2005

the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.

Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111

the internets by hanes July 10, 2005

Rugrats 

Rugrats is a children's show that started off in 1991. At first it had very good humor, but now its just a bunch of toddlers on crack, so obnoxious they think that the world is theirs.

Tommy: Alright. Lets go suck my dads balls.
rest of rugrats: Yaaay!!11

Rugrats by hanes July 10, 2005

7-11 

A convience store that usually 4 departments per block. 7-11s located in ghetto places will usually have a robbery every night and 30+ hookers roaming around the 7-11s premices, all engaging in a merciless cat-fight. More urban places like chicago will have a semi-fancy 7-11 with peace and harmony.

"Every where I look, I see them damn 7-11s." - Richard nixon

7-11 by hanes July 5, 2005