Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!
Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...
Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!
Person2:...
Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...
Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!
Person2:...
by hanes August 11, 2005
1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.
2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.
2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.
1) "I used to think demon posession was just a load of flameing crap, but after my neighbor's young daughter cut a "666" shape in my sons abdomen, slurped out his large colon then ate his crap for dessert, I believed she was indeed posessed. (Then I got my hick pal to shoot her in the pussy...twice.)"
2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.
2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.
by hanes May 06, 2005
The dirty bastard who's last few minutes are upon him. That bastard faces an undescribable punishment. Actually its commonly described as scourging. Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines.
Joseph: Detention is the worst!
Aaron: Frankly, Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines, are the worst.
Can also be used when analyzing fingerprints through a low zoom magnifier. Only in Asia though.
Aaron: Frankly, Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines, are the worst.
Can also be used when analyzing fingerprints through a low zoom magnifier. Only in Asia though.
by hanes November 12, 2004
According to Moecco, this is the year after the end of the world, meaning.
1) Another universe forms. (Ones that the current generation of humans and other lifeforms outside of earth will NOT take part of =( )
2)A Big mess of nothing-ness stretching for an infinite amount of length/width/depth will appear. (Until/If another universe appears.)
3)God throws his 44th armaggeddon aniversary with all whom dwell with him. (While the suckers in hell must polish satan's nails all day and wipe his red ass.)
1) Another universe forms. (Ones that the current generation of humans and other lifeforms outside of earth will NOT take part of =( )
2)A Big mess of nothing-ness stretching for an infinite amount of length/width/depth will appear. (Until/If another universe appears.)
3)God throws his 44th armaggeddon aniversary with all whom dwell with him. (While the suckers in hell must polish satan's nails all day and wipe his red ass.)
Pete:Well it's December 30th, 2016, what do you want to do?
Mak: I don't know. Let's go over to the mountianside and watch the dragons enflame new york city.
Pete: Ok.
Mak: I don't know. Let's go over to the mountianside and watch the dragons enflame new york city.
Pete: Ok.
by hanes March 12, 2005
The most awesome season ever! School's out and sweet vacations are in order! Everything rocks!...at least until a damned tornado hits.
by hanes July 18, 2008
Just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. Usually hangs around Anemio-theta near Proxima Centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.
Ow! Aquaticus just stole my God damn biopizza! Someone rip his dick off!
*All chant and agree*
*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."
*All chant and agree*
*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."
by hanes May 05, 2005
The downfall of the western civilization.
by hanes June 27, 2005