Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010

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putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

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minten • Mintendoland • mintense • mittens • minted • Montenegro • minter • minting • mintee • mingen

yumekos.personal.mittens

my fav tik tok moot who i wish i knew irl, love you bae 🙄🙄💞💞💞

person #1: i want to date yumekos.personal.mittens <33

person #2 : too bad they already belong to yumekosbiitch :///

by yumekosbiitchass October 25, 2020

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squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

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High Maintenance Women

Definition of A HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL: excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler. See also: excitement, bitch.

"I'm sick of all these high maintenance women. They all expect me to talk!"

by High Maintance Queen February 18, 2010

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