Naruto logic

a phrase that might make sense and is senseless at the same time :D

Naruto logic example: You cannot be in the cafeteria unless you are in the cafeteria.

by Mayoshi December 22, 2007

nig-logic

The unique, fractured reasoning negroes use to explain or rationalize events or situations. Usually precedes niggababbling.

Statistically, black women have ~70% illegitimate children, and single parents households. This should be a guarantee of poverty. But with nig-logic, they are poor because of whitey.

by realto October 29, 2011

Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the thought process of some one that is horribly, excessively baked, stoned, high (whatever you call it in your area). Signs of Dope Logic include saying 'man' a lot or 'dude' (esp. in california). Another sign is half completed thoughts.

(smokin' the herb)
AJ - "Dude... I'm so baked... It's like.... I don't know...
Billy - "Yeah man, this is some straight like, Dope Logic... or some shit man, hehehehe."
AJ - "Dope Logic? Where'd you come up with that shit dude? That's fuckin'... like... perfect to describe the fuckin'.... situation I guess, hehehe."
Billy - "Man I don't know... shit just like.... I don't know, it comes to me. Like a fuckin'... uhh... fuckin'... I don't know dude. It just does man."

by Dope Logix January 26, 2009

lys logic

that illogical logic which is the excuse for all things "lys"

"since the duck died, it must have liked motorcycles!"
"no..."
"it's lys logic"

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

ironic logic

a word to describe comprehension of a concept that you initially thought you wouldn't grasp.

I am glad i read that book, now i understand, it was ironic logic really!

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.

Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.

by Internet Human August 11, 2018