Joner

A Joner is also known as a retard or a tard which ever u like best =)

Ugh Nick your sucha Joner.

by Lorixcore116 October 3, 2007

Joner

A boner that is created from the arousing talk of comedian and Fear Factor host Joe Rogan. AKA "the rogue"

Man Joe Rogan is so badass that I can not even get up because i have such a raging Joner.

by jimblejack January 3, 2009

jonening

To act or say something that portrays you as a stupid person, act like you have no brain, or like your head is in your ass.

Person 1: Dude stop jonening, it's getting annoying.
Person 2: Sorry bro I just can't help it

by Bruhhhhhh76354 September 17, 2016

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

Joner

Joner is a class which defines your standard or class.

This car doesn't suits your Joner

by john clver March 5, 2016

jhonen

When you open the stall doors to a public bathroom wearing earbuds and don't look if there is anyone in the stall, then accidentally sitting on the persons penis and getting anally penetrated.

John: "Did you see Frank get jhonened?"
George: "Yea I did, I was talking to him in the bathroom (no homo) and he didn't turn around and lost his anal virginity."

by Swagyolo420bwaze March 17, 2016

Jone

Extremely passionate and beautiful girl. Talented and brave, she is usually shy and hides her feelings. Can be mean sometimes. The best friend you could ever ask for.

Jone is very nice, she always helps me with homework

by realdictionaryacademy June 29, 2016