Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

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huffer

some one who is rubbish at the xbox 360 game halo 3. Comes from taking the 'H' from halo and the 'uffer' from Duffer.

God Dod your such a huffer

haha you huffer

by kung fu mowgli January 13, 2009

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haffe • haffey • Haffed • Haffee • Haffenated • haffenin • haffenintoo • Haffenreffer • Haffenwrecker • Haffet

hoffer

pertaining to someone who is a ho and heffer,or fat.

damn, that girl is a hoffer... tryin to shake her fat ass for some money!!!

by Caree c... u no me!!! January 3, 2008

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Hufferbutter

a marijuana cigarette, after it's been rolled, swiped through a person's taint or inner thigh and coated in congealed sweat contained therein.

Jenny's gonna be so pissed when she finds out that joint i gave her is a hufferbutter!

by paperdemon January 13, 2010

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haffily

similar to happily, commonly found in the phrase "happily ever after", except in the case of the word "haffily" everyone doesn't live happily every after, they are killed by being cut in half, thus the origin of the word haffily.

-"dude all the guys in Sweeny Todd lived haffily ever after!"
-"i know right! That was the goriest movie ever!!"

by therealeffingmadisonb June 24, 2010

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