Gaffel

A Gaffel is a "god" in the gaffismic religion. One of the greatest Gaffels was named Lompi.

"Lompi, the greatest Gaffel of all time"

by Geir Are Mo August 7, 2008

Gaff

Something that is fake or just not right. Like when someone buys a $20 fake Rolex or someone tries to explain to you how to do something the wrong way.

"Hey, look at this great Rolex I bought for $20" "That watch is gaff"

"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"

by LoveBroker June 24, 2008

gaff

Underwear used by trannys to conceal their man junk

That tranny's gaff is so good it looks like he/she has a vagina.

by ThomasPhillip May 5, 2007

gaffot

same thing as faggot only betta!!!

gabriel caro ((lol hi gabe:)!! ))

by MaRiA n BrItTnEy June 30, 2003

gluff

1. An area of glue or other adhesive substance upon a surface most commonly left after sticker removal, that has accumulated fluff, dust, hair and any other domestic detritus.

2. Drying sticky residues upon the skin that have gathered material. Or when sticky residues become dried on body hair.

3. Material attached to discarded chewing gum or other plastic substances.

4. Hair and domestic material gathered upon spilt food and drink upon surfaces.

Found a huge bit of gluff on top of the fridge last night.

by MinickyBlack January 16, 2011

Gaff

noun - a prescription drug (vicodin, lortab, oxycontin, etc.)
verb - e.g. "to gaff" to snort a prescription drug
adj - e.g. "gaffed up" to be under the influence of prescription drugs

yo bring some gaffers over, we'll chop em up and gaff.

by gaffy taffy May 28, 2006

gaffed

to be in a very high state

blonk was so gaffed he forgot his own birthday 2 years running

by happinessisi September 14, 2006