Glazed Munchkin

When you cum on someone's doorknob.

He glazed munchkins my house.

by The Glazer February 11, 2023

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Glazed Marshmallow

When a guy insert’s a marshmallow inside a girl’s dripping pussy and slurps it out while going down on her.

Damn, that Glazed Marshmallow last night was bussin!
10/10 Keith Lee approved.

by anonymous March 16, 2023

glafed

Glafed.

Surprised

John: Dude she was so good in bed
Tim: Were you glafed?
John: Yeah dude i was so glafed

by urbanwriter111 March 22, 2023

Glazed the Windows

The act of climaxing from fellatio onto the head giver's (ideally large) eyeglasses

Did you hear what happened to Stephanie? Mark glazed the windows so hard that she had to go to Warby Parker and get new frames.

by Markanie April 14, 2023

Glazed

means to hype and compliment someone in a way that is over-the-top and cringey

You are glazed to think Tank is going to win against ryan garcia tomorrow

by anonymous April 22, 2023

glazed

when you just got a facial and you have that slimy, icky- sticky feeling

boy: wow shawty giving you that facial was so dope
girl: idk man i’m feeling kinda glazed

by icky sticky girl August 11, 2023