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glaced

Super Stoned on or near a Glacier, snow, snowboarding or winter conditions.
dude I'm so Glaced out here I'm not even worried about it -
by Big Ritual June 20, 2017
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glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd
Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd
by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015
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Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
by misshingo October 30, 2012
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Graced

When you've come into contact with a person on the Internet using a fake identity for attention points. Being graced typically predates that fake person ghosting you after being caught bullshitting.
David: Hey, where has Grace been all day?
John: Looks like she was gracing everyone in the community.
Paul: Oh man, looks like you've been graced!
by tennesseeford July 19, 2020
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Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals
"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"
by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020
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Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.
"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"
by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016
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Graced

I have a friend, called Grace and let’s just say she possesses a certain feature that would make something enjoyable. We call this getting “Graced.” We feel it’s important that young people are educated in what this means! It should be widely known and just so you know this is named after Grace Jepson!

(It means to get fingered but she has huge hands) (like massive)
“My boyfriend graced me last night”
“She deffo got graced on the bus, init”

“She had a fishy fanny but I still graced her”

“yes officer, it was them who graced me”
“they graced me out of nowhere”
“graced myself last night. it was fantastic mate”
by Get Graced April 27, 2021
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