Geek Speak 

The 1337/hax0r language.

1 pwned j00, j00 n00b. W00t W00t!!!!

- Example of Geek Speak.

Geek Speak by Glittery Goddess June 13, 2004

geek crush 

Perhaps the most pathetic behavior of the modern male (esp. teenage) geek, this term refers to the tendency of male geeks to become irrationally infatuated with nearly any girl who is willing to speak to them, eben if such occurances are not really all that rare.

He thought that she was his soul-mate, but it was really just a geek crush.

geek crush by Nimrod June 26, 2004

geek crud 

Attempts at gaining geek cred that only make you look like an idiot to a real geek.

Gerrald spouted geek crud when he told Melvin a regular expression was a part of speech.

geek crud by EricRperson November 7, 2008

geek factor 

noun - one of the elements contributing to the enjoyment geeks experience when creating or implementing technology

Wilbur: Tony, why are you making that? You know it's already been done.
Tony: Maybe I can do it better plus don't forget the geek factor.

geek factor by def October 28, 2008

Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.

Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"

Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"

Nerd:

Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"

Geek/Nerd/Boffin by Lord Kitchiner October 13, 2012

geek admission 

Stating something in a conversation that reveals your geeky or embarrassing side.

The date was going fine until my geek admission that I loved playing WoW.

geek admission by lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 8, 2007

geek squad 

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

geek squad by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007