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garter belt

adj. Describes something universally hailed as sexy, but which is not sexy at all.
My boyfriend wanted to bring whipped cream to bed last night, but I told him, "that is so garter belt."

Leopard skin sheets are garter belt.

Credit: Maggie G. -AZ
by River Ratty October 22, 2005
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garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard
I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!
by big godzirra May 16, 2008
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gart

Exclamation of joy, similar to 'Huzzah!'
by Norbo September 29, 2003
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garthy

Something that is not boss.
Bro, that shirt is like hella garthy.
by I AM AN FBI AGENT! April 14, 2006
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gortz

The shits its what happens when you get sick and your blowing mud also known as soup poo
God damnit i know i shouldnt hjave eaten at that all you can eat chinese buffet right next to the tatoo parlor now i have got the gortz!
by TinfoilHelmet May 20, 2005
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gertz

A mythological creature. The Big Foot of modern times, it is said that when the aroma of burnt seeds and stems are in the air it is only a matter of time before this beautiful creature will appear from the depths of a local forest or marsh land. Practice extreme caution when this mythological beast does its mating ritual, he(she?!) will serenade you with the wymsical movements of a young Ellroy Jetson. (Researchers have coined the term "Jetson's Dance" for this phenomenom.) Do not feed this creature after midnight, and do not get it wet.
"Make sure the wind is blowing South East before you spark that, I don't want another Gertz incident"
by Spanky McJanky September 20, 2006
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narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.
Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.
by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010
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