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gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017
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garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

Antonio Garza 

A roblox queen who loves minions. She is also a boss at fortnite. Her makeup skills are bomb even tho jeffree star unfollowed on twitter.🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
You: How do you like Antonio Garza?
Me: Not today sweetie.
Antonio Garza by antoniolover123 August 16, 2018

gaetzing 

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.
"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."
gaetzing by Peven glugh September 2, 2020
Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons
Garthok by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.
You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!