Gargoyle

A hideous beast of a female that gargles after blowjobs in an attempt to compensate for her God awful appearance.

Renee might be a Gargoyle, but her after blowjob ritual is on point son!

by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026

porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.

Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.

by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011

Blood gargler

A hot anorexic chick with a bad coke habit.

A pasty goth vampire wannabe.

That blood gargler is pretty hot. hope she's done

Wow, I thought she bit my pecker off but, it was just the backwash from her blood gargling.

by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011

happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.

Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle

by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

firery gargoyle

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.

Hey did you hear Nick had a Firery Gargoyle on top of city hall the other day?

What a mad cunt!

by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018

French Gargle

When one takes a shit in anothers mouth and gargles it.

I just gave jenny a french gargle last night.

by Ydnaisns December 9, 2018

Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

by Skinny dick February 10, 2020