Text-Ditcher

A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.

John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"

Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."

John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"

by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010

skin ditch

A euphemism for a dirty vagina.

That skin ditch from the bus station offered to blow me for a danish.

snatch quim cooze cunt vag

by Breakshite December 13, 2010

Nigger ditch

The camel toe of a heavy set black woman

Man 1: hey that girl is huge
Man 2: she's got a nigger ditch the size of the Nile though

by ZASJ August 2, 2016

Pitch and ditch

To put a small child to bed quickly by putting her in her room and leaving, avoiding bedtime rituals.

She didn't want to hear any bedtime stories, so I had to pitch and ditch.

by tommyleftone November 26, 2010

Ditch Pig

A "kick 'er to the curb" kind of gal. Someone you've had your fun with, then thought better of it. Low-life bitch. Worse than a regular, "Pig". Someone who crawled out of the gutter. Someone not worthy of your association. The girl that wronged you, and then moved on to a better life, while leaving you in the ashes.

I'm not hangin' out with that "Ditch Pig". I'd date her if she weren't such a "Ditch Pig". We had a good time, but that's all it was, 'cuz she's just a "Ditch Pig", and she'll drag me down.

by Greenmoon October 2, 2011

ditch and switch

When a straight person ditches their significant other for a same sex relationship

Did you see Maggie did the old ditch and switch with Mitch? She’s dating Rebecca now.

by Janis Popular May 2, 2020

Dignity Ditch

The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.

" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"

by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007