by Smokin Dirt McGerk June 21, 2023
Person 1: Fuck this im out.
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
Person 2 : Where are u going?
Person 1: im gonna be one with the dirt
*magically gets merges with dirt*
Person 2: what in the actual fuc-
by Imagine being alive. Amirite? February 21, 2021
Oh man!! Cashman says he rafted down Mel's Dirt Canyon. She was crying like a baby by the time he was done!
by Jiminy Criquette September 05, 2007
Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.
Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.
by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018
"She began to hug tightly to Karkat as she plunged her jade-spade as deeply as possible into Karkat's dirt dispenser."
by lMPA September 29, 2013
by Rabbidraccoon June 28, 2022
A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.
"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."
by atothe April 07, 2009