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Chronic End-Gaming Disorder 

When you are playing the game and you die miserably or you just finish the ending, you just don't want to play it the next day. This disorder can last to about a day or even a month.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.
Final Fantasies. You play it, you finish it, you move on with your life. Or, you die without saving, and you are so pissed off that you say, "screw this" and you don't touch it for a while.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.

Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.
Chronic End-Gaming Disorder by FWL January 13, 2008

Chronic Taco 

The chronic taco is a step by step sex procedure. The male begins by rolling a joint and placing it unlit into the girl's vagina. The male then lights the joint and lets it burn for approximately five minutes. The joint is then removed and smoked by both the participants. The joint is then put back in the vagina for an additional five minutes the opposite way as to inflate the vagina with smoke. It is then removed and the male eats out the girl, getting quite high, as she enjoys what remains of the joint.
1) Dude, me and my girl had a chronic taco last night!

chronic vomitosis 

1. a constantly recurring feeling of regurgital impulse, which can be used to describe something or someone of a particularly distasteful nature, 2. the urge to vomit resultant of consuming far too much marijuana.
Mom: What wrong with that boy?
Friend #1: He got the chronic vomitosis.

OR

When Craig turned over and saw Maria laying next to him the morning after the holiday party, he suffered a bout of chronic vomitosis.

chronic typo transposia

Inability to type without chronically repeating the same error of transposing "the" with "hte" or some other variation of always and consistent chronic transposition error when typing.
I said "EXTREMLELY" but meant, "extremely", oh no! I must have chronic typo transposia"!

Chronic Curve 

Where a man's penis is curved so bad it's dreadful
"Hey, how was last night with John?" "I was terrible! He has Chronic Curve
Chronic Curve by Stevie Arrington December 14, 2016

chronic dishevelment

An ailment suffered by people who look like hell most of the time, even when they are trying hard to not look like hell.
Betty: There's Tom, looking like walking hell again.
Jenny: He's the fucking poster child for chronic dishevelment.
Betty: Ha!