mark52million's definitions

chronic dishevelment

An ailment suffered by people who look like hell most of the time, even when they are trying hard to not look like hell.

Betty: There's Tom, looking like walking hell again.
Jenny: He's the fucking poster child for chronic dishevelment.
Betty: Ha!

by mark52million March 9, 2019

baby handoff

The location where a baby or child is transferred from one divorced parent to the other.

Tim: I've noticed that corner of the parking lot is like the"baby handoff" for this section of town.
Milly: Baby handoff?
Tim: Yes. The place where divorced parents hand off their children to to other parent.
Milly: Ah. Okay. My baby handoff is Tuscaloosa Alabama. Has been for two years now.

by mark52million December 29, 2018

all fucking boiler room

When any given fuckhead in a headset thinks he's special.

Trader 1: 600 shares at 353, that's 1500 to me out the door baby!
Trader 2: Don't go all fucking boiler room on us.
Trader 1: Huh?
Trader 2: Shut the fuck up.

by mark52million March 20, 2019

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

by mark52million March 26, 2019