Champagne

When you take a dildo out and squirt everywhere. Like how when you take the quark out of a bottle and it goes everywhere.

Man I was watching this cam girl champagne.

by Thewakkyweedwakker December 24, 2020

champagnedelier

A chandelier that sprays champagne. Useful for parties

Katie installed a champagnedelier in her living room.

by EvanKnish September 2, 2021

Champion's road

The most annoying fucking level on Mario 3d World. If you pass it, I will personally give you head

Friend: Fuck you suck at that
Me: Suck a dick its Champion's Road cum wad
Friend: *fucking dies*

by pussy sussy January 31, 2022

The Champagne cork effect

The Champagne Cork Effect, also known as CC Effect, is when something small comes and then BAM, it just flows out.

"Yesterday while sitting on the toilet I had The Champagne Cork Effect! First a small piece of shit, then hell unleashed! It flew shit out of my ass!"

by K1337ORIS May 27, 2013

snowbound champion

A thin, blonde creature of the snow. He can be found drinking expensive coffees and wearing aztec print. When the winter season comes, he flourishes. He is a champion of the snow. He is the snow.

"Look its snowing!"

"Tis' the season of the snowbound champion"

by Pretzel King December 19, 2013

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016

Boerne Champion High School

A majority white school where hicks and boys pretending to be gangster crawl from the sewers. At this school your either the type who sits outside for lunch, or inside. Boerne Champion is known for its notorious vaping permitting zones, also known as the bathroom. Other smoking opportunities include, sneaking out into the woods by the ranch, and under the bleachers at the field. Champion houses many rich little snobs who will by no doubt, be holding the iPhone 12 by the time this gets approved. Another noticeable trait of this school would be the abundance of Trump 2020 flags.

POV: (Talking To Someone From Another School) (probably Tivy)
Them: what school do you go to
You: I go to Boerne Champion High School
Them: Cool
You: Did you hear we made it to semi-finals in football?
Them: I literally don’t give a fuck
You: ok
Them: walks away
You: walks back to your 2021 Chevy that daddy bought

by CHS Inmate 47892 November 18, 2020