Brandon

A little creepy greasy goblin boy who follows girls but is to scared approach them and ends up hanging out with a greasy Mexican

Obama: I want to talk to this girl but I’m too scared
Yoda: dude don’t be a Brandon

by Banana man64 February 14, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is an awesome friend, he might seem really tough but he's actually one of the kindest people you'll get to know. He is very friendly, intelligent, curious about the world. Highly skilled at playing league of legends. Can be quite emotional when it comes to video games, loves talking about them. Not very patient. Loves obsessing about things.

Yo Brandon what up

by huala April 11, 2020

Brandon zahs

Brandon zahs is a short bold bitch that never comes out of his room and crys over petty shit like a lil bitch and video tapes every little arguments

Man hes such a brandon zahs

by Karen cline September 7, 2020

Brandon Hererra

1 non-Russian man doing very Russian things.

The only context that applies is when you are referring to the guntuber. "Wait! Wait...! Theres a reason these things come with knee pads!!" -A auote by perfection incarnate, Brandon Hererra.

by Granolan October 10, 2020

brandon nestor

Brandon is the sexiest bitch you will ever meet he is so swag and an absolute dime. You will never run into anyone better then Brandon Nestor. His smile is like a rainbow, beautiful to look at.

Girl 1- “woah that boy looks so cute and fly”
Girl 2- “oh must be Brandon Nestor

by Brandonluvr69 February 7, 2021

Brandon

Nickname for Demented Joe Biden. The term came about during a Nascar race with the crowd cheering "Fuck Joe Biden" but the sports reporter tried to say they were chanting "Let's Go Brandon."

I heard that Brandon shit his pants at the Vatican.

by Donde Esta November 1, 2021

Brandon

An annoying ass brother to have but one that would take a bullet for you.

Man my brother brandon is a real dick... but he sure does care for me

by 34ddsucker April 10, 2022