Picnic Bench Super Hero

. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.

. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. Is lazy

The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.

"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"

by RMB III October 2, 2006

Benchmarking

To sit or be sitting on a bench or couch with no pants on.

"Gross dude! You're benchmarking my new sofa" -Will KitZel

by Will KitZel February 25, 2011

Benchin' pukki

Shitting yourself so hard that your eyes pop out of your head

Man we ate well last night, you should have seen Paul's face when the bill came out though, we agreed we would split and boy he was benchin' pukki

by Bazzasdirtyprawn August 22, 2019

Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004

Benched

to be drunk and on a bench with a friend. discussing pointless topics.

craig and gareth were benched, discussing how if the hulk teabagged you it would feel like getting hit in the face by some footballs

by Reedy111 December 1, 2009

benching

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,

- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.

by Encyclopedia Britannica vol. I July 23, 2016

Bench Baboon

When two niggers are sitting on a bench while eating chicken and watching people walk around.

dude i saw a bench baboon while walking to the store the other day

by JE Begley April 29, 2011