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The Trash Can Wizard

The Trash Can Wizard is a mystical being who resides in all sorts of containers; garbage bins, waste baskets, recycle facilities, etc. It is typically concealed withing any of these containers, and when people pass by the Wizard may sometimes leap out at them, announcing proudly that it is, in fact, a pure bred, real-life trash can wizard of the finest variety.

This strange creature has various anctics, ranging from scaring small children to convincing old men that they they are ondrugs. The reactions of victims depends on multiple factors, such as size, IQ, brand of shoes and most importantly, sense of smell. As a side note, the Wizard may be seen at approximately 3:00 P.M. in your local suburban neighborhood, because it works very late hours.

The Trash Can Wizard is known to have a close companionship with the Garbage Gnome.
If you encounter the Trash Can Wizard, greet it kindly and with many flowers and chocolate, lest it direct powerful rubbish spells at you.
by Mister Jordan January 20, 2009
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Pussy Wizard

A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.
she does hate him, but did that ever stop a pussy wizard like Robby.
by Pussy Wizard November 22, 2010
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wizard cat

Someone who does a shit job at answering people and won't give them nut. Wizzy cat give me your fucking nut dammit! I will not hesitate to castrate you
Wizard cat cover me in your nut pls
by CaptainNibbles June 20, 2017
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wizard sleeve

The inner labia of a vagina that protrude well beyond the outer labia. So called because they are large and stretchy and flap in the wind like the silken sleeve of a wizard's garments. The presence of a wizard sleeve gives the vulva an appearance quite different than a coin slot and usually means the vagina is not a peach.
I went down on her, which was nice, but her freakin' wizard sleeve kept getting in the way!
by CasaP July 27, 2008
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cock wizard

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.
He is a cock wizard.

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He is a wizard of the cock.
by cBURT June 22, 2008
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WIZARD

WIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ:

1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..

2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"!

3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers

4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.

5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures

7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!
No examples are needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.

A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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Weesnaw Wizard

A Supreme Wizard. Currently, there are ten levels of Wizardry. You will be awarded with a Golden Wand of Spiffiness when you reach level 10. The Wizards arch nemisis is the King Zaamonster. They are Possee Rivals. Cheese Slapping is a traditional fighting technique.
Look at those cool cat bad "Weesnaw Wizards," they are using the Cheese Slapping to defeat those undandy Zaamonsters!
by FoFa February 18, 2008
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