Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

wrinkle fest

Large group or gathering full of old people

The cruise trip was a wrinkle fest.

by jogobean September 17, 2014

wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction

I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank

by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014

Wrinklewonk

Somebody who's better than perfect

my! Anna Conquest, you're wrinklewonk!

by 💘💘🤐🤐 January 24, 2017

wrinkleskink

A person with an excessive amount of foreskin.

“That guy looks like he’s got a right wrinkleskink!”

by Gooch Waffle November 29, 2017

wrinklepuss

Old woman.

That old wrinklepuss bitch Thinks she is important. wrinklepuss

by Salty capt. December 24, 2017

wrinkle cheese

The collection of dead skin cells, lint, and dirt that collects inside the folds of an overweight person or old person’s skin and begins to decay, smelling and looking like cheese.

That fat guy smelled like wrinkle cheese.

by PhatJ February 2, 2018