Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.
by Todd the turd Wilson February 27, 2014
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Meaning : Live life and enjoy every moment..
Made by : bouyon artiste keks mafia from the commonwealth of Dominica which is if not the most viral word/phrase in the caribbean..
Meaning : Live life and enjoy every moment..
Made by : bouyon artiste keks mafia from the commonwealth of Dominica which is if not the most viral word/phrase in the caribbean..
Don't apply too much stress and pressure on yourself whenever you feel down and out just remember you can always turdurdurt
by MAFIA BABY June 25, 2019
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The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighbors’ lifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020
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Only God knows WHY These People Exist.
PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.
They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.
Only God knows WHY These People Exist.
PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.
They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.
"I don't know why Reiner is such a Psycho Turd. I wish that he would either move away of Fuck Off and Die."
by Simple Clara November 30, 2013
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Adriana reveals a fondness for creating something called thigh turkeys on her willing spankee. “I love doing thigh turkeys on people, because you can watch the handprint grow.” “Oh, like when you draw one for Thanksgiving!” Katherine responds. "That’s pretty cute.”
by Dex_terity November 22, 2016
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Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.
Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019
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This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
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