toaster dick

When you put your weewee in the toaster

Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"

by dilhoes June 15, 2018

Toasterism

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.

Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.

by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019

Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018

Stfu Toaster

It means stfu to a buffoon

toaster: im on the bus again
your mom: stfu toaster

by loliguts March 11, 2021

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"

"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

by J_3_T January 13, 2017

dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

Toasterhead

Toasterhead is a label. It is used about punk males with heavy underarms (and a body to match!), lots of tattoos, preferrably some piercings and a fairly round facial type. (Goes with the body...)They usually have a good vibe attatched to them, they're not pissed off old punk dudes.

Benji Madden and most of the rest of the guys in Rancids "Fall Back Down" vid are Toasterheads.

by MiaTheCat708 February 2, 2006