tiki tour

(New Zealand slang)
1. a sight-seeing journey with no particular destination in mind.
2. taking the scenic route to a destination.
3. to wander aimlessly.

The rellies came over for a visit and I took them on a tiki tour of the city.

We took a wrong turn at Huntly and had to tiki tour through the wop wops to make it back to Hamilton.

by null device August 19, 2008

toubob

An African(Mandinka) word for white people.

Taken from the novel,Roots: "But some had heard that the TOUBOB claimed the stolen people were not eaten, only put to work on huge farms"

by Momo H August 20, 2007

Blackberry Tourettes

Medical disorder resulting in ill-conceived, random, rant-like messages being sent on blackberry or similar pda's. Normal delays caused by lack of proximity to Internet access that hinder senders impulsive natures have been removed with the advent of immediate access to the Internet via Blackberry. Hence, suffers of blackberry tourettes do not think of the consequences of messages before pushing SEND.

"WTF - I just got this message from Fred that makes no fucking sense. He is going to piss off a boat load of people with this. WHAT was he thinking??"

"Dude, it's just Blackberry Tourettes"

by 57raj August 10, 2009

Joey World Tour

SEXIEST FOOD REVIEWER ON YOUTUBE! MAKES ME CUM EVERY VIDEO HE MAKES.

Need i say more?
Joey World Tour is thicc too

by Hairy back Vasil May 24, 2017

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!

by phailmoar February 16, 2009

three-hour tour

When something takes much, much longer than you thought it would. A reference to Gilligans Island.

"That meeting was a total three-hour tour. It was only supposed to last 30 minutes!"

by almond May 29, 2007