(Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
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(Noun) A term of endearment used for those moments when your loved one is behaving in a kooky, crazy, strange, or funny manner. Derived from the word "nutty" which has similar meanings.
"KiKi! You crack me up! You are such a spice nut!"
"KiKi- why did you put the peanut butter in the refridgerator? You are such a spice nut!"
"Hey, spice nut! What's up with those crazy glasses?"
"KiKi- why did you put the peanut butter in the refridgerator? You are such a spice nut!"
"Hey, spice nut! What's up with those crazy glasses?"
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Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
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Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.
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Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
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Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.
Man 1: Did you see the Phoenix Suns play yesterday.
Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.
Example 2 -
Man 1: So I fucked that girl last night
Man 2: I bet you were shizenhousen weren't you?
Man 1: *sigh* *bows head down in shame* Yep
Example 3:
Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
Teacher: Well fucking do it again coz it's shizenhousen!
Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.
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Kaylee : Don't you just love it when Chad wears Old Spice to work!
Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
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Kiersten : Not really I prefer Jake cause he wears Axe!
Kaylee : Yeah I see where your coming from Jake makes Chad smell like A outhouse!
Kiersten : And Jake has a bigger cock as well!
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