spatzl

Cute blondie... feed her with croissants and latte machiato to keep her satisfied.

Fraeulein Johnson is a real Spatzl.

by MrSquiggy January 24, 2005

Spatafore

spat-a-fore
-proper noun
a name given to a man who readily takes numerous cocks in his asshole while receiving immense pleasure and joy from the ordeal.

Billy Schuh loves the cock so much we should call him Spatafore.

by Alitheia December 11, 2008

spatz

excited, or enthusiastic

I was so spatz about the trip that I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning.

by Cecilia Alvarez November 19, 2003

Spatch

a morph between the words "spot" and "patch"

Spatch: an indecisive way of saying spot and patch at the same time.

by maydaycincodimayo May 30, 2011

spatch

A never-ending game between an ever-growing group of friends. It has no set rules and can never fully be explained. The basic premise is that one player, designated as The Spatch, must "spatch" another player by throwing a designated Spatcher while the player has his head turned. The Spatch must psyche out th eplayer he is attempting to spatch. For example, The Spatch would say to someonehe wants to spatch: "Hey John, could you grab that CD from over there?" John would turn around to look at the desk where a CD would be and instinctively ask "what cd?" Before he has the oppurtunity to think about the situation and realize he is about to be spatched, The Spatch would throw the spatcher at his victims head, thus making him The Spatch. Any person can become a part of The Spatch Coalition at any time, with or without prior consent. If one is spatched, he has no choice but to assume the role of The Spatch and carry out his duty. Unlike other similar games, it is okay to spatch the person who spatched, as long as one can legitimatly pysche him out. Attempting an illegal spatch can result in several types of retribution, to be determined by the players who are present to witness it. Illegal spatches may include,but are not limited to, saying someone's name and proceding to throw the spatch directly at his face as he looks up, spatching with any item other than the spatcher that was previously agreed upon, or spatching someone who is under the influence of any substance.

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

spatty

A spotty and generally unpleasant looking twat of a girl.

Rupert's love interest is such a spatty.

by Bob March 7, 2005

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

by ME! January 9, 2003