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gopher shopping

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.
"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
by D. Gould February 28, 2006
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Bro Shopping

Shopping with your bros, usually for unnecessary objects
"Hey bro, I need a kazoo."
"Let's go bro shopping!"
by sexymanmeat910 April 14, 2010
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Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.
Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.
by aman13 August 1, 2010
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aggressive shopping

To be invited and partake in a mass looting spree.:-Refers to the summer craze that swept England during August 2011.Participants were sent a Blackberry message that when read caused an impulsive urge to take to the streets at night and break,enter and rob from sports,clothes and electrical stores.Also known as "Supermarket Sweep" and not to be confused with "Revolution"
Me:-You get the messege blood
You:-Yeah.20 of the man's dem tooled up an ready to do some aggressive shopping on Dixons tonight!
by GeemanUK August 14, 2011
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shopping binge

Incessant craving for and indulgence in purchasing amongst others necessities
There day go on anotha shopping binge.
by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009
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stomping

A dance movement made by a person by repeatedly slamming their foot down onto the ground, alternating between feet, whilst listening to psychedelic trance, psytrance.

This dance act is normally performed when a person is tripping out on psychedelics.
Ah dude! I can't wait to go stomping to some good forest psy again!
by wacky wookie January 4, 2012
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eye candy shopping

Term used, mostly by females, when purposely looking for eye candy or attractive others. Eye Candy Shopping is mostly when a female or her friends usually go out to mall nights, sprucing up their style, and walking aimlessly around just looking for or looking forward to seeing other attractive boys or whatever pleasures their sight-response. You can go eye candy shopping any where-malls, schools, football games, outings, clubs, e.t.c. ‘Shopping’ comes from the fact that you are purposely looking or searching for eye candy.
Hilary: Omg Courtney! Let's go to the mall tonight and see a movie and hang out.
Courtney: Omg no! Let's go Eye Candy Shopping! It's friday and it's bound to be packed!

Raynee: Yubi, I thought we were going to the football game to watch the game, why are we pacing around?
Yubi: Common Raynee, no one watches the football game, everyone is Eye Candy Shopping right now, look around you!

Justin: Hey Brice, let's go to the Airfest on the air force base.
Brice: Hell no! What do I look like?
Justin: Common, just imagine all the girls in their short-shorts! It's the perfect place to go eye candy shopping.
by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008
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