Scrump

Noun; a person who is highly unnecessary; to be annoying;

"Stop kicking me you scrump!"

by Clementinemacno August 1, 2017

Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

scrumper

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

by Astra December 15, 2007

Scamp

Something you may call a live-in girlfriend. Also someone who may go rather well with a plate of chips.

Ah yeah, that's my Scampy over there. Come and say 'Hello'.

by YellowHead February 3, 2010

scrump

v. to eat, chow down, or inhale food rapidly.

"Dude, did you see Katie at the lunch table? Girl was scrumping hard."

by Hunter Ball January 27, 2009