Thanksgiving Stuff n’ Stiff

When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.

We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.

by Dick Onchin November 24, 2020

a.s.p (always stiff penis)

1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.

2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.

1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).

2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.

by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009

three-finger stiff wrist

A technique employed by a female, used to stimulate the surface genital area to orgasm. The wrist is flexed and the middle three fingers are held rigid on the clitoral area; continue in an up and down fashion until the task is completed.

"Dude, you need a good three-finger stiff wrist to loosen yourself up."

by Jennifer C. and Emily B. April 27, 2007

spot the stiff

When watching a war or disaster movie with a large ensemble cast, to use one's knowledge of the genre and its cliches in order to predict which characters will die before the end. Good picks include Spitfire pilots talking moist-eyed of their upcoming marriage, hysterical mothers and either half of a couple celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.

by marcata August 14, 2003

Virgin Stiff Arm

The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.

"What the fuck happened to your nose?"

" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm

by Bdamn February 25, 2011

bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

by Blake November 12, 2002

walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008