Simon

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend.Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
Hung Like a Dragon
Used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

Holy Shit, that is one Simon cock.
Damn, why are you so damn Simon, id smack.
Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simon.

by IceCream Jaykwon October 21, 2008

Simon Cho

funniest short track speedskater ever.

also known as Ace, The Cho'sen one, or SI-MON-CHO.

Simon Cho is the life of Jordan Malone's webcasts!

by iheartsimoncho March 21, 2010

Symone

A little half breed girl with the shortest temper in the world, but a good person to have on her side. she gets pissed as hell if you "ignore" her but shell get over it if you know how to handle her. a good person to hang with and always entertaining

Person 1: Dude, what what that explosion?
Person 2:Oh it was just Symone, apparently her white girl and her boo arent texting her back

by sakura10190210 March 16, 2009

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

simon dominic

Mad flow, his stamina check out his killing verse

Simon Dominic... SIMON D -O-M-I-N-I-C-O oo

by Ash island’s cheekies November 13, 2020

Siboney

She likes pineapple and ketchup. Has an amazing sense of style and enjoys pink. Very emo, enjoys MCR

Mickayla: Siboney is so fun

by krustybob June 5, 2021

Simonas

a very funny guy, cool to talk to but is obsessed with minecraft. He spends 23 hours out of the 24 playing minecraft with his discord gamer pals every single day.

Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon

by GigaChad6969 November 29, 2021